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Because it has giant monsters and robots and Guillermo Del Toro

And because they're trying to do that thing where they don't advertise it at all because think think it will fail so they can blame a lack of customer interest and keep making fucking boring zombie movies and transformers sequels. 

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Albert J. "The Poop" Loreaxe
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Look at this Furry OC I created. On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad or good of a character is this?
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
Oh come on, it's an axolotl furry. That alone makes her an 8, at least.


But I really don't like being your editor whenever you have a new idea. <Xs
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sorry about being like that. I just like to see people's opinions on my art. I don't get any comments on them, so I ask other people for them to see what they think. Anyway, what do you think of my second picture of her? Note that I'm not asking for you to be my editor on this one, but to simply make a comment about it.
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014
damn, she filled out. The head shape is honestly pretty cute here.
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So, I've been doing worldbuilding on demons.

If you're wondering, yes, Berserk is one of the influences on them (although, I did at least try to make them a bit different.)
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner May 22, 2014
Hard to go wrong with demons, these are fine. I like that the majority of them just look pitiful and wrong, like human parodies.
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One of the important points about demons is that they all used to be humans, but were turned into these fucked-up things, yet still have some semblance to a normal human. I wanted to capture the "Uncanny Valley" effect, or at least get close to it. How successful was I at that?
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner May 23, 2014
Pretty good, though I wouldn't say uncanny valley. They're a nice example of "this horrible thing used to be a human but isn't anymore!".
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What's worse: Thalmor or Stormcloaks? Or should those bastards all just be slaughtered by the Empire?
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
Thalmor; because stormcloaks are just rebelling because they weren't allowed to worship Talos in their own loud as fuck nordic way, AND because the Thalmor are a shadow government seeking to erase Talos from divinity so Man will forget he's important, erase Man from Nirn, and then behind the scenes end the fucking world by destroying The Towers (White Gold Tower, The Mane, Ada-Mantia, etc.) in order to unbind the Earth Bones that codify the laws of physics and keep the universe material and constant. 
They're BAD PUNKS!
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So, I came up with an idea for a dwarf a while ago:
"Dwarves look to an observer like a 4 foot tall mound of dark hair with two black shiny eyes shining through. Despite this, underneath the hair, they look like a chimpanzee with dark grey skin and a mouth filled with large crushing teeth. Dwarves make no sound from their mouths. Poisons do not work on them, they can not be suffocated, and they are durable enough to were all but powerful guns, bombs, and artillery can do them harm. Dwarves are incredibly vulnerable, however, to fire, and sunlight freezes them in places. This is why they live underground. They can also consume anything they want to consume. While not always hostile, they are incredibly territorial, and invade places when a population grows too high."
So, what do you think of these dwarves?
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
they're pretty damn appealing, even though dwarves are one of the more forgivable kinds of generic fantasy races. Still, good overhaul.
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh god, I posted the description of my dwarfs somewhere else, and they said they were "generic goblins renamed dwarfs." Their reasoning was that goblins are described as monkey-like and that the fact dwarfs are silent makes them "an unrelatable alien other."
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
They're full of horse poop and wrong because goblins are different literally everywhere. Goblin is synonymous with 'imp' and 'boogeyman'. It's some nasty little fucker that turns milk sour and steals babies and offers golden handaxes to try and trick you into sinning or some other stupid fucking thing.
Plus, every fantasy setting and game has its own take on goblins. They're usually little green jerks with pointy noses by default.
D&D did it with chimpy lookin' goblins, but who cares?
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I drew, uh, this.

And this.

Thoughts?
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
I wouldn't want to bang either of them, but they are certainly neat. I like the one's mechanical looking limbs, her legs are cool.
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why aren't they hot? I mean, it just kind of surprises me, because if anything, I would think they are at least kinda cute in their own way.

Also, do you think the mutant one looks enough like a mutant to you?
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
The bug one is pretty adorable, but not sex-able to me. No curves. :v
The mutant one comes off more as 'really cool' and 'ewww', which are good things.

And I would absolutely say she looks like a mutant! 
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KoboldicDungeoneer Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Need some help on this race of elves. As someone who is more experienced with creating races, I wonder what you would advice. Also, how much better are these elves than those that in*shudder* Eragon?
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
So far they're already miles better than Eragon's (*lightning cracks the sky in a thunderous crash outside the window*) shitty elves, and the helmets are fucking great. I would personally make them sea goblins myself, but that's only because I hate sea elves more than any other kind of elf and because of that nice nosey helmet.

I say make them a bit more abyssal, make their neck frills more pronounced (so some have noticeable ones while OTHERS have big elaborate collar like structures), and you may as well give them some Aquaman control over various deep sea creatures or something.
Maybe have them hollow out still living/undead whales/giant abyssal fish for their cities? 
Dunno, already pretty good as they are. 
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gerbutal Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
thank you very much for :+fav:
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
Welcome!
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javandrews Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
thanks for the fave! :)
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Sakitaro Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
HAPPY (X)th BIRTHDAY!
It's so cool you were born (X) years ago!
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Jesus-lizard Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
(X)tra thoughtful of you!
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