No More A Wizard Than I by ~Jesus-lizard
Deer GuyI love the woods. Rather, I love the woods in the day time. They're beautiful then, when you can appreciate the life in the green leaves and the musty smells of slow rot and decay, giving birth to new life in the form of fungi and nutrients for insects. The forest in daylight just... thrills me. I love watching bugs walk around in the detritus on the wet floor, like shiny little organic robots, so keen to get somewhere without ever reaching their destination. I love walking through wet leaves and finding an old jaw bone from a raccoon or a fox. I love coming across rivers and skipping stones on them, catching frogs at their banks and searchinDeer Guy by ~Jesus-lizard

The Dagon DanceI was lurking on the threshold late one nightThe Dagon Dance by ~Jesus-lizard
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For Father Dagon from his sea began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the dance
He did the Dagon dance
The Dagon dance
It had a non-Euclidean stance
He did the dance
It caught on by chance
He did the dance
He did the Dagon dance
From Miskatonic University to Kingsport east
To the depths of R'lyeh where Cthulhu sleeps
The cultists all came from their humble homes
To read my Necronomicon tome
They did the dance
They did the Dagon dance
The Dagon dance
It had a non-Euclidean stance
They did the dance
It caught on by chance
They did the